The Onion: Satisfying the 3 Remaining Globe Readers
Jul 16, 2010
Need some great ideas to retaining those precious print subscribers? Stories printed on pancakes, features on dating in your sixties, and new Jumbles. “We’ll be bringing our readers the same high-quality news we always have, just focusing on the five or six topics that interest them.”
This Onion video ran in early June, and it’s an evergreen must-see for all newsrooms. A hoot; just hope it doesn’t give Sam Zell any ideas.

Ken Doctor's "Newsonomics: Twelve Laws That Will Shape the News We Get" is now available, with discount, for group purchases -- student or professional -- of 10 or more.