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September 1, 2014

The Onion: Satisfying the 3 Remaining Globe Readers

Need some great ideas to retaining those precious print subscribers? Stories printed on pancakes, features on dating in your sixties, and new Jumbles. “We’ll be bringing our readers the same high-quality news we always have, just focusing on the five or six topics that interest them.”

This Onion video ran in early June, and it’s an evergreen must-see for all newsrooms. A hoot; just hope it doesn’t give Sam Zell any ideas.

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